Guy to girl in aisle seat: Excuse me — I think I’m inside you.
–Board plane at LaGuardia
Hot chick to friend: You have to play with it every night. Give it the attention it deserves.
–51st & Broadway
Overheard by: Jatmos
Conductor: If you got something sticking out, pull it all in! In the rear and the front!
–1 train
Teacher: You’ve got to stick it in the hole and twist it!
–MS 54
Overheard by: It’s not turning!
Hoochie on cell: Hi, it’s Sarah returning your call. I’m in Noho… or Soho… I don’t know what ‘ho’ I’m in…
–Broadway, between Prince & Spring
Overheard by: Not a Ho
