Thug: I really gotta figure out a new way to ask for a blowjob.
–Soho
Overheard by: Emily McInerney
Guy to coworkers: So wait, a blowjob is exactly like sitting on a toilet?
–40th & 6th
Lady: Oy! Don’t even get me started… Unless we’re talking about gay men blowing each other, in which case, I have no problem with that.
–Columbia University
Overheard by: Ladle
Drunk girl to friend hooking up: Just suck his dick and let’s go…
–Bar, Brooklyn
Chick on cell: Ah, bottle fellatio. I remember doing that in high school for a bunch of guys.
–Amtrak into Penn Station
Overheard by: Ladle
Teen after HIV workshop: Yo, don’t have anal, bro. Get your penis licked!
–Banana Kelly High School, Bronx
Overheard by: nooners
