Announcer before start of women’s race: Women, please be careful of men trying to go in from behind.
–Central Park
Overheard by: Omar
Man: Wow, this is the most nuts I’ve ever had in my mouth at one time!
–Chocolate shop, Jane St & 8th Ave
Chick pointing at T-Rex: Oh my god, it’s so big! Don’t you wanna just ride it?
–Museum of Natural History
Conductor: Sorry, folks. Looks like I’m having some trouble in my rear.
–C train
Overheard by: mosteen.
MTA employee: Don’t just stick it in… No, you have to ease it in and glide it through.
–A/C/E subway entrance, 44th St
Overheard by: Patrick
Mom to hubby holding sunscreen: Honey, did you lube up the kids?
–Central Park, near 96th St tennis courts
Lady to lesbian coworker: I wish somebody would warm up my muffin.
–1250 Broadway
