Old woman drinking tea: It wasn’t butt sex — he just wanted the remote.
–440 Studios
Overheard by: Jaclyn
Guy on cell: Oh my god, you are so interesting. Someday our bodies will connect like God intended — in anal poundage.
–Soho
Overheard by: Shea
Woman on cell: So, wait — do we have to, like, hire someone to stand behind him and force it in?
–28th & 8th
Angry black lady to bartender: Excuse me! I asked for Sex on the Beach, and you gave me Butt-Fuck on the Pond!
–Gotham Bar & Grill
Hobo to cute chick: I like it in the tuckus!
–47th & 5th
Overheard by: Casey F.
Chick on cell: I’m just one of those people that needs to have lots of anal sex.
–Barnes and Noble, 17th St
Overheard by: didn’t need to know that
Queer to friend: And yeah, I have typhoid! So I guess I can’t sodomize anybody…
–8th & Broadway
Overheard by: dude, you have typhoid?
