Man on cell: If the girl does not say no, or does not back away, or does not seem to be pulling away… then that means she really likes you.
–Union Square
Dude: I’m needy and you do stuff for me. That’s how our relationship works.
–2nd Ave. & St. Mark’s Place
Girl on cell: Yeah, yeah, she’s definitely your type. She’s definitely your type… Yup, she’s bow-legged and pigeon-toed…
–16th & 6th
Boyfriend: Listen, you’re dissatisfied with me, and I’m dissatisfied with me. We have something in common! I think this relationship can work.
–32nd & 6th
Girlfriend: I wish you were asexual, except when it comes to me. That way you would only want to have sex with me. [Boyfriend stares.] Actually, I don’t wish that. I wish you’d like girls, but you’d find me so attractive that every time you’d even look at another girl, you’d find her ugly compared to me.
–36th & 3rd
Overheard by: Eryn
NYU freshman girl: I have a boyfriend — I don’t need a social life.
–Starbucks
