12-year-old to friend: Pull on my nipples and scream!
–42nd & 5th, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Roger Mortis
Lady to male friend: So, I am unsure how you came to the conclusion that members of a particular race have awesome nipples.
–Bowery & 4th
Overheard by: beantowner
Dude: She was beautiful, but her nipples were like a car accident!
–Last Exit Bar, Brooklyn Heights
Overheard by: D
Police dispatch: Mister Nipple is at it again, Midtown.
–Chinatown