Wednesday One-Liners Got Milk

12-year-old to friend: Pull on my nipples and scream!

–42nd & 5th, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Roger Mortis

Lady to male friend: So, I am unsure how you came to the conclusion that members of a particular race have awesome nipples.

–Bowery & 4th

Overheard by: beantowner

Dude: She was beautiful, but her nipples were like a car accident!

–Last Exit Bar, Brooklyn Heights

Overheard by: D

Police dispatch: Mister Nipple is at it again, Midtown.

–Chinatown