Wednesday One-liners Grab Some Dinner

Lady: Geez, what an adventure, huh? I mean, “grande ensalada”? I had no idea what I’d ordered until it came to the table!

–55th & Madison

Overheard by: Heather

Hobo: She eats the cole slawwww. She likes the Pepsi, not the Coke!

–Borough Park

Russian lady: How many times do I have to tell you? Puerto Ricans don’t eat tacos.

–Park Slope

Overheard by: Jonathan

Man: We have to stop here so I can eat. If we keep walking, I can’t eat in the rain.

–23rd & Madison

Woman: It’s spiritual. I only eat yak.

–11th & A

Overheard by: Lisa D

Girl on cell: OK, well, get me as many cans of tuna as you can possibly carry.

–Washington Square & East 4th

Senior VP on phone: No, you can’t order Chilean sea bass anymore! They’re all bred artificially in ponds. The real ones are going extinct out of sheer deliciousness.

–Madison Avenue office

Woman: It’s too hot today for Indian food. Well unless, you know, you’re Indian.

–17th & Park

Overheard by: Robyn