Wednesday One-liners Hate Beacon’s Closet

Man …you better get in, nobody over 30 is allowed to walk here anymore.

–Williamsburg

Overheard by: Sam Cohen

Old man: It’s like crap without a toilet! Goddamn rock and roll generation! Get the fuck out of here before I shoot every last one of you!

–Williamsburg

Overheard by: nj

Hipster guy: I had so many magical adventures here last summer, it’s not even funny.

–Williamsburg

Girl: Yeah, and I mean a lot of rumors about me are true, but that one isn’t.

–Union pool, Williamsburg