Hobo: Ladies and gentlemen, I am homeless and I have no money. I am also ugly — that is why I have no friends.
Overheard by: Ann Lee
Old man passerby to hot guy kissing ugly chick: You can do better, son! You can do better!
–B train, 86th St
Tall Brit on cell: In Europe they definitely have an ugly girl problem, but back home in England it’s a damn epidemic.
–45th & 9th
Ugly beer‐guzzler: Didn’t you know that they send all of the ugly people to Cleveland? Because then they’re all there together, and they feel comfortable enough to mate. Of course, I had to get out of there and come to New York!
–79th St Boat Basin Café
Overheard by: amalthya
Old guy to high school chick: You are very beautiful, but that shirt makes you look ugly!