Wednesday One-Liners Have a Price on Their Heads

Woman on cell: Hey, Jane*, in case I get thrown in jail tonight you have the money for bail, right?

–44th & 8th

Guy on cell: They said I’d be looking at a $10,000 fine and six months in jail, but they didn’t take my name. I figure if people aren’t out wandering the streets looking for me, I’m okay.

–M15 bus

Overheard by: Emily Duncanson

Blond yuppie on cell: That’s so cute! But did he really just get out of jail?

–Central Park