40-ish Jewish guy to another: Oh, guess what? My paternity test from the Bahamas came back negative, so that was good news.
–Madison Square Garden
Overheard by: Surfer Dude #1
Guy to girl: Oh, don’t! No! Don’t even think about pulling the ‘My dad committed suicide’ card! Not here, not now. It’s not fair!
–NYU
Hawker: Good morning! AM New York! Good morning! You are the father!
–50th & Broadway
Overheard by: Bronx Thomas O’Connor
Little girl: Look! Horse poop! Horse poop! My daddy’s allergic to horse poop!
–Central Park
JAP: When he told me what his father did for a living I felt a little pang in the snobby part of my heart.
–86th & Amsterdam
