Black dude on cell: No! No one outside of the family sleeps with my Grandma!
–Parking lot
Man to dogs sniffing each other: Stop! Do not molest your sister in public!
–57th St & 7th Ave
Girl: I’d love to date you, but first we need to get a blood test to make sure we’re not second cousins.
–NYU Kimmel Center
Overheard by: tj
Mid-40s guy: So, it was like me on my grandparents’ bed with my mom…
–Penn Station
Hipster on cell: Thanksgiving ended, and we still don’t know. Is Leland having sex with his father’s girlfriend?
–Outside UCB Theatre
