Chick: This is the same boy who used to lick champagne massage oil off of my naked tits, and now he’s writing three page long internet odes to Ronald Reagan?
–171st & Broadway
Overheard by: Djlindee
Girl: Man if I had money, I’d be a classy bitch!
–Mona’s, Avenue B
Overheard by: Simon Mason
Guy on cell: I smoke weed, work, go to school, and fuck bitches. That’s what I do, man.
–18th between 5th and 6th
Guy: I got a great e-mail from my friend the other day. It said, “Let’s steal something. Call me.”
–Old Town Bar, 18th Street
Overheard by: LMF
Chick: It’s amazing how much more tip you’ll get if you let them fondle your nipples for a little.
–Soho party
Suit: You tell him I don’t spend $4 million on a piece of shit! You tell him to shut the fuck up…in a nice way.
–38th & 7th
Overheard by: Krados
Man on cell: Fuck you! I have a website you can go to, it’s called www.getbitchslappedyoufuckingbitch.com. Or how about www.fuckthisshityoufuckingwhore.net.com?
–54th between 8th & Broadway
Mom: Come on now, we going outside, you can do it there, OK?…He was gonna pee-pee right here on the step. Fuck that!
–137th Street station
Overheard by: Amanda Nazario
