Queer on cell: … And all this blood came out! It was really a lot… What? No, I told him to go in the bathroom and get cleaned up! Turkish prison? … No, I get it, it’s just not funny.
–23rd & 6th
Overheard by: Manhattman
Flight attendant: Folks, we do ask if you have a turkey sandwich that you put some mustard on it and hand it to me as I walk down the aisle… Not funny? Oh, I thought it was.
–Jet Blue Flight 32 to Rochester, NY
Little girl to father: Everything in here is old and looks funny.
–Museum of Natural History
Guy: It wasn’t funny until he hurt himself — then it was fucking hilarious.
–Subway station, 28th & Park
Blonde: I’m not, like, racist or anything. I just think racism is really funny!
–Broadway
Overheard by: Homeless Guy
