Hipster girl: She asked me, “Like, when you give your grandmother a bath, do you use bleach?”
–Williamsburg
Overheard by: Jeremy Dawson
White girl: I know, right? If I’m gonna get fucked over, it’s gonna be by a genuine asshole, not by some pussy-ass white boy who’s not even good in bed.
–Williamsburg
Woman on cell: …is it wrong that I just kind of want to shit all over her whenever she mentions something good happening in her life?
–Bedford Avenue station
Man: All I ever want to do is hang around my apartment. Nekkid. With money taped all over me.
–Montrose Avenue station
Overheard by: K.M.
