Woman on cell: My father is, like, my retarded child.
–Washington Square Park
Overheard by: Rick
Chick on cell: My father’s sister moved there. Then my aunt went.
–29th & Park
Overheard by: Adam Nathan
Drunk guy: Ew! Mom and Dad have foot sex? I don’t even want to think about it!
–Far Rockaway train
Overheard by: Liz
Little tourist girl: A lot of people are wearing black today, Daddy.
–46th & Broadway
Overheard by: Scarfish
Woman to another: Every time I get pregnant, I always worry, ‘Who mah baby daddy?’
–Barnes & Noble, Union Square
Guy to friends: So, you didn’t fondle her dad’s belly?
–Columbus Circle
Student on cell: Hi, Dad! How are you? [Long pause] This is your son.
–NYU Law
