Woman: So, I left her this really erotic message right before her hotel room burnt down. I think that’s why we didn’t get the apartment.
–2 train
30-ish lady to friend: That boy lights himself on fire every time he’s welding something. I think he likes it. He’s some kind of weird pyro.
–17th & 5th, Park Slope
British chick on cell: He what? He keeps setting himself on fire?
–Urban Outfitters, 10th & 2nd
Overheard by: Salami
Queer on cell: So, Todd said, ‘Do you smell smoke?’ It was the gay mafia! They were trying to burn down the bar.
–14th & Ave B
Tipsy 20-something: Well, at least you didn’t get set on fire. That’s the important thing.
–1 train, 72nd St station
Overheard by: Pitr
