Well-dressed lady to homely man: No, I have to go. I’m herding cats here.
–Prince & Broadway
Girl on first date: Yeah, and so sometimes I let my cat lick my nipples…
–Outside Pratt Institute
Black teen to her gaggle of pals: She has fuckin’ lupus, and her pussy smells like cat!
–69th & 1st
Overheard by: Erica
Pretty girl: All the boys in New York have a broken heart… And a cat.
–Court St, Carroll Gardens
Overheard by: Ethan
Man eating sandwich: This meat tastes like cat balls. This ain’t meatballs, it’s cat balls! It tastes like cat!
–Subway restaurant, 23rd & Madison
Overheard by: quickly losing my appetite
Frat guy on cell: You’ll never guess what happened! Smoky came back! … Yeah, it’s good. He’s all like, ‘Meow, meow,’ and I’m all like, ‘Shut up!’
–Union Square
Overheard by: Jess
