Chick yelling out window of hybrid SUV: I’m a better driver than you, and I’m texting at the same time!
–Westside Hwy
Overheard by: Glad I’m walking
Black guy to no one in particular: Do you have Michael Jackson’s phone number? [Taps on cab window] Do you have Michael Jackson’s phone number? [To a little girl in stroller] Do you have Michael Jackson’s phone number?
–58th & 9th
Overheard by: Jofo
Secretary-General of the model UN: Before we go, this phone was found in the bathroom — it’s a pink RAZR… It says ‘Stud muffin’ on it.
–United Nations
Crazy guy handing out Sprint flyers: Free camera phone! Soon you’ll be eating the robots!
–Outside Sprint, Broadway & Washington Pl
Overheard by: Deby
Hipster girl, addressing iPhone campers: You’re waiting for a phone?! I can understand if it was for cupcakes…
–Prince & Greene
Overheard by: non-mac nerd
