I-banker: It’s not so much finding girls — there are girls all over the place. It’s more finding girls who will have sex with you.
–52nd & 2nd
Overheard by: NCS
Dude on cell: Yeah, I got this boy here — he’s been celibate for two years. He likes Latin girls. Do you have any?
–Tattoo parlor, 6th Ave, near W 4th
Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster
Queer on cell: God, it’s like he’s so busy being transgender he’s got no time for sex anymore. [In a falsetto] Oh, call me ‘Meghan’ from now on. [Normal voice] Fuck that! I’m gay for a reason, you know?
–13th & 6th
Teenybopper: Ugh, I was such a prude in fifth grade.
–Beacon’s Closet, Park Slope
Overheard by: Ruby
