Guy: I got a medical procedure. It’s a done deal. It’s called a biops.
–Highbridge, The Bronx
Overheard by: Kaitlen
Man on cell phone: You forgot the safety word?
–Union Square
Overheard by: Maggie and David
Chick: I’m going to papercut you ferociously.
–Fordham
Overheard by: Jess McGins
Girl: Yo, I think these Band-Aids give me street cred.
–Times Square
Overheard by: Rocio Burga
Girl on cell: I hate him! I don’t want to invite him since he rammed his head into a wall at the bar…Yeah, she’s okay…When did he get cancer?…Of course, he can be invited; he has cancer. Wait…does he like to ram his head into walls?
–Penn Station
Overheard by: Clay Stewart
Woman on cell: Oh my God, I’m about to explode. I got these tight-ass pants on and my stomach is about to explode over my belt.
–1st Avenue & 2nd Street
Overheard by: Sarah Dell’Orto
