Mom to toddler screaming in stroller: That’s it, sweetie. Let it all out. Doesn’t that feel good?
–TJ Maxx, 19th & 6th
Overheard by: Manhattman
Mom to toddler: Joseph, stop walking like a tourist!
–51st & 5th
Overheard by: Gillian
Mother to toddler running into automatic revolving door: You best not hurt yourself or I will fuck you up!
–Port Authority
Overheard by: HelloClairice
Man to child in stroller: … Then we push her over the edge of the cliff. That’s called getting even!
–President & 5th Ave, Brooklyn
Overheard by: George
Mother to three-year-old daughter: Hey, it’s Santa on the phone. And you know what he says? Stop taking my credit cards.
–Metro-North train
Overheard by: lish
Mom to two small children struggling to get through the crowd: Just push them all as hard as you can! Use your fists and elbows, too!
–34th & 6th
Overheard by: Ivy270
Father hand-in-hand with seven-year-old boy who’s singing national anthem: That’s right, sing it loud and sing it wrong.
–Times Square
