Woman on cell: Well, her profile says ‘In a relationship,’ so she has no excuse to be fucking everyone else’s boyfriends!
–The Bagel House, 39th St & Ditmars Blvd, Astoria
Overheard by: Louie
Guy: Hey, I’ll give you my ex-girlfriend if you’ll take her.
–1st St & Ave A
Overheard by: apples
Fag hag: Anderson Cooper is so gorgeous. I want to be his boyfriend.
–1 train
Overheard by: Allisa
Ghetto babe: She kicked the shit out of three or four boyfriends. She’s not gettin’ another. What’s she gonna do? Call him up, kick the shit out of him, get herself locked up again?
–Penn Station
Girl on cell: I might break up with my boyfriend because he wants to get a monkey.
–59th & Lex
Overheard by: Matt
Bimbette: Do you think the reason I can’t get a boyfriend is because I never re-post those things on MySpace?!
–LaGuardia airport
Little girl: I don’t have a boyfriend right now. Sometimes it’s better not to be in a relationship.
–72nd St & York
