Big lady: What!? No snow cones? For shame! For shame, motherfucker.
–Bodega, 31st & 2nd
Overheard by: liza
80-ish woman: When has the proof ever been in the pudding?!
–N train
Mom to kid: What do you want? No candy, so don’t even look down there. Do you want a doughnut?
–Fire Island Ferry Terminal
Girl to frat boy: Uh, yeah, I just wanted to let you know what happened last night. You squirted maple syrup into my eye and my contact fell out! I had to walk home with one eye and syrup in the other!
–Union Square
Overheard by: BSBJ
White boy eating pocky: Now, the most important rule of pocky is this — do not let Asian kids know that you have pocky, because they will rape you for it, and then you will not have anymore pocky.
–Stuyvesant High
Ghetto girl: Tameesha! What? Ain’t nothin’ organic ’bout no fudge!
–The Met Market, 2nd Ave
Overheard by: Unrelenting Monkey
