Woman to old lady: Put your shoes on so your pants don’t fall off.
–Ladies’ bathroom, Manhattan Mall
Guy: I wanna go to a zoo where all the animals are wearing pants.
–Prospect Park Zoo
Overheard by: Valerie Fasone
Tourist dad: Did you see that thing? It just went–Zip!–Right up his pant leg!
–23rd & 6th
Overheard by: Stephen Distinti
Older man on cell: OK, let me know what Margot says and let me know if my pants are there.
–Chinatown
Overheard by: Elise
Doctor to wife: I had a patient bleed on these pants today; should I wash them tonight?
–L Train
Overheard by: Jason
Suit #1 to suit #2: The first thing to come to my mind is: I have a girlfriend, she has a boyfriend, how can I get into her pants one last time?
–Downtown 4 train
Overheard by: Michael O’Connor
Teen girl on cell: So then he wanted me to go down on him and I said, "OK." He pulls down his pants, and let me tell you, girl, I could not stop laughing.
–Court & Atlantic, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Size always matters
