Ghetto guy: Yo, I gotta be careful and hurry up and catch this midget before she leave me.
–59th & Lex
Overheard by: Wonkanobi
Short lady: And I told him, ‘I may be an ugly midget, but at least I’m not a Neanderthal.’
–Outside Starbucks, Court & Dean St
Little girl watching midget walk by: Look, Mommy! Mini-Me’s wife!
–91st & Broadway
Man to son: … And that’s because New York was founded by midgets.
Overheard by: Nina Milnes