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Left Him Crying in a Puddle Of His Own Urine

Hipster chick: He thought that by “phone sex” I meant “phone hanging out chat time”.
Friend: Bo-ring.
Hipster chick: I basically phone raped him.

–L Train

  • Posted on May 23, 2015
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