Malan Breton, from Project Runway: Is this where I come to have my lashes dyed?
–Beauty salon, Hudson & Perry
Overheard by: thaler
Dude: It was fun, but we felt like posers because we all had mohawks, and they had, like, holes in their faces.
–Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn
Man: … And I said, that’s my body hair, not a sweater!
–Broadway & Reade
Overheard by: Caitlin
Loud Southern chick: He looked fine except for the goatee, the moustache, and the unibrow.
–Queens-bound E train
Overheard by: acep
Drunk hipster chick: Yeah, my geo-politics are fucked up and my bangs are fucked up. I cut them myself.
–Delancey & Essex platform
Overheard by: Scott L
Transgender emo teen: Go and see his MySpace picture. He is beautiful. But you can only see his hair.
–McDonald’s, 3rd St
Overheard by: jess and ari
