Girl: So I was sitting in my stew pot…
–60th & Lex
Overheard by: eliz
50-ish lady to teen daughter: I’m so confused about bowls.
–Housewares aisle, Target, Brooklyn
Overheard by: BrooklynQ
Girl with leaky coffee cup: Man, she gave me the bootleg cup! How come she gave me the bootleg cup? Man, I got the bootleg cup.
–Outside coffee shop, Times Square
Old guy: Hey, good to see you! Do you got a sharp knife?
–90th & Broadway
Mom: Spatula! Spatula! I have two words for you, spatula: Be-have!
–C train
Overheard by: Liz
Middle-aged guy to another on park bench: Man, I could sure use a nice bowl of genital soup.
–Central Park
