Jersey lady pointing at a French bulldog: Look at this face! He’s adorable! He looks Italian!
–26th & 7th
Overheard by: sara n.
College chick: You were born in Italy? That’s awesome… Speak some Italy for me. Wait, that’s what you speak, right?
–Classroom
Drunk yelling at a pizza shop: Who the fuck are you? You’re fucking Mexican! You’re not Italian! I’m Italian!! I make the fucking pizzas in this town!
–Bedford and N 7th St
Overheard by: Actually I’m from Equador
Guy: I feel like I’m at a dry-cleaning convention that is being shaken down by the mob.
–Korean-Italian wedding
Overheard by: Retarded Quarterback
Old lady with a cane: My father is Jewish and my mother is Italian, and I am in therapy.
–Lower Manhattan
