Coworker: Heiser… Wasn’t that Hitler’s last name?
Overheard by: Apparently I’m related to that guy
Lady in line: What’s the difference between french fries and cheese fries?
Overheard by: cheese connoisseur
Confused German tourist: Is this the meatloaf district?
–14th & 9th
Overheard by: blistexaddict
Guy: What is the opposite of September?
–Law firm, Lexington Avenue
Girl: Wait… Was Hurricane Katrina a tsunami?
–Francis School, Staten Island
Clueless girl to captain of the schooner Adirondack: So, like, is Adirondack a girl’s name or something?
Overheard by: glad I’m not her daughter
Woman leaving the subway: I still don’t get it. Is the subway a train or a bus?
–Museum of Natural History subway station
Overheard by: dinoman