Wednesday One-Liners Shuffle Off This Mortal Coil

Jew: He died for your sins! Bruce Lee died of a questionable overdose of aspirin for your sins!

–Central Park

Overheard by: AJ

Dude passing street meat cart: Mmm… I want whatever dead animal that is!

–53rd & 3rd

Blonde WASP on cell: It’s gotten to the point where I can’t even go onto the porch anymore, because the dead bodies are attracting so many flies.

–Washington Square

Little girl: Daddy, you have to do something interesting before you die!

–86th & Broadway

Hipster: Until I was 10 I thought my grandmother killed my grandfather with red velvet cake.

–Smith & Degraw, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Exploding Cake