Jew: He died for your sins! Bruce Lee died of a questionable overdose of aspirin for your sins!
–Central Park
Overheard by: AJ
Dude passing street meat cart: Mmm… I want whatever dead animal that is!
–53rd & 3rd
Blonde WASP on cell: It’s gotten to the point where I can’t even go onto the porch anymore, because the dead bodies are attracting so many flies.
–Washington Square
Little girl: Daddy, you have to do something interesting before you die!
–86th & Broadway
Hipster: Until I was 10 I thought my grandmother killed my grandfather with red velvet cake.
–Smith & Degraw, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Exploding Cake