Queer on cell: Fiji water is so last year.
–Christopher St
Mad chick to man: And, you know, no, no! I am not going to IM you every time I’m drinking sangria!
–Nolita House, E Houston
Overheard by: amalthya
Girl: Oh my god! They have this iced tea here that’s, like, hot.
–Cosi’s, 13th & Broadway
Conductor: Good evening, everybody, and welcome to the 3:50 a.m. whiskey whistle! Were they giving away booze in New York tonight?
–LIRR, Penn Station
Overheard by: I wasn’t Drunk Though
Man: So, the officer said to me, ‘Ah, the old beer in a tube sock…’
–Judson Memorial Church, Washington Sq South
Overheard by: mrbojangles
NYU girl: Fruit punch is like fruit juice on ecstasy!
–Midtown
Overheard by: Ryan Hague
Mom to two-year-old: We’re going home now, and Mommy’s going to make a big, fat cocktail.
–Citibabes, Soho
Overheard by: wish i had a big fat cocktail
Female: I’m so thirsty I could almost drink water!
–Across from former Forward building
Overheard by: Avalanche
