Guy in line, to girl: So, I guess we could go to the TKTS booth and see how much the half-off shows are. They’re usually like 30 or 50 percent cheaper.
–Starbucks, Times Square
Girl on cell: Yeah, well, you said you were running a few minutes late and you showed up two days later!
–Spring & Greene
Desperate guy: I don’t care if she’s between a two and a ten, just so long as she’s not a one!
–Spring & Mulberry
Overheard by: Eddie
Enthusiastic chick: You know what they say — hindsight is 50-50!
–12th & Broadway
Overheard by: David
Eight-year-old boy to female friend: … At a rate of interest of five point three-five percent…
–W 81st St
Overheard by: Emily B.
Blonde: I can pretend to be just one person!
–30th St, Astoria
