Guy on cell: So, the ecstasy turned out to be Excedrin.
–Financial District
Stooped street character: Free drugs for teenagers! Free drugs for teenagers!
–Spring St, between Thompson & Sullivan
Overheard by: Monica P.
Boy to girl: Giving up marijuana is like giving up sandwiches — it just doesn’t make sense.
–Washington Square Park
Southern tourist to dreadlocked conductor: Does the ticket come with marijuana, or is that extra?
–NJ Transit
Overheard by: Erin
Cop: The park is closed! Please take your cocaine, your heroin, and your mari-ji-juana elsewhere!
–Washington Square
