Asian lady is eating something, and a black man takes his cell out and starts taking a video, documenting what’s going on.
Black man: She seems to be eating some type of seed — maybe a bird food. It appears to be that she is some sort of bird woman. Ka-kawww, ka-kawww!
–B train
Girl to friend: First you insult my turkey, and then you put a gourd on your face!
–Union Square
Crazy lady on bus: The turkeys! The turkeys! All you people care about is the turkeys and how they feel! What about the carrots and candied yams? No one cares about them!
–M104 bus
Overheard by: Susan Elliott
Little kid running across the street flapping his arms: I can’t help it that I’m a chicken!
–90th & Lex
Overheard by: Zach
Hospital employee to another: You see, I don’t call them chicken breasts; I call them chicken titties.
–Hospital cafeteria, Upper East Side
Overheard by:
Guy to girl: So you’d rather screw a duck than a geese? Is that what you’re telling me?
–Columbia University