Seven-year-old, looking around: Mommy, is this a gay place?
–Columbus Circle Mall
Deadpan guy: Just for future reference, when you have gay sex in a bathroom stall, you might wanna put paper bags over your feet so people don’t see two pairs of male feet under the door and catch on… I’m just saying.
–Wagner College
Overheard by: Zabet
Fat chick: Gay sex makes everything better.
–Nederlander Theatre
Scruffy college student to friend: So, I told my parents I was gay… Then they told me I was adopted.
–Starbucks
Overheard by: ramona
Old Asian woman, smiling after reading tabloid cover: He is not gay!
–Barnes & Noble, 18th & 5th
Overheard by: I still think he is :-/, BiTCHESSSS!!
