Woman on cell: … Then, when she found out my dog was pregnant, she stopped talking to me.
–77th & Broadway
22-year-old girl: I waited eight years before I got pregnant again, and I got in three fights while I was pregnant with him, but only two with this one. But one of those doesn’t really count, because I punched that bitch in the face and she was out.
–R train
Guy on cell: Yeah? I wish my mother was smoking crack when she was pregnant with me!
–14th & 3rd
Overheard by: walking by
Guy on cell: You’re pregnant? Who’s the father? Steve?! That’s why God invented abortions.
–NYU
Overheard by: Jeffrey Lebowski
Tween girl: … And a bunch of pregnant people started slapping each other!
–84th & 5th
Overheard by: Olivia
Thug to girlfriend: Who you pregnant about? ‘Cause it ain’t mine!
–23rd St station
