Wednesday One-Liners Bump Uglies

Hipster girl: Yeah, but there’s a big difference between having a social life and having a social life with someone you want to have sex with.

–Bedford Ave

Lady: So, do you even want to put that in me anymore?

–46th & Broadway

Overheard by: Luke

Black guy to posse: What?! I don’t go to the ones where you can have sex with them!


20-ish girl to friend: Dude, he, like, humps my leg on command!

–19th & Broadway

Overheard by: sweetchuck

White girl to friends: Just remember — I made a sex tape so you don’t have to!

–Bar 13