Hipster girl: Yeah, but there’s a big difference between having a social life and having a social life with someone you want to have sex with.
–Bedford Ave
Lady: So, do you even want to put that in me anymore?
–46th & Broadway
Overheard by: Luke
Black guy to posse: What?! I don’t go to the ones where you can have sex with them!
–Chelsea
20-ish girl to friend: Dude, he, like, humps my leg on command!
–19th & Broadway
Overheard by: sweetchuck
White girl to friends: Just remember — I made a sex tape so you don’t have to!
–Bar 13
