Girl: When I lived in Miami is when I really got into ice hockey.
–8th & Mercer
Black guy to white friends: Yo, Mets got no ‘rithmetic!
–63rd & Queens Blvd
Conductor over PA: Well, fuck me! Either we go bowling or we don’t go bowling!
–R train, 5th Ave
Drunk girl: I’d rather change my vagina into a penis than be a Devils fan!
–Ranger Game, MSG
Conductor: Welcome to New York’s Penn Station. This will be the last stop. Today has been declared ‘Be Nice to a Met Day.’ If you see anyone in a Mets jersey or t-shirt, be nice to them. They’ve had a rough couple of weeks.
–NJ Transit
