Girl: I gotta wake up at eight AM for this class, and I ain’t even curin’ AIDS or anythin’!
–Columbia University
Teen buying travel-size toothpaste, toothbrush, and mouthwash: Do you have a bathroom?! Can I use your bathroom?! I just made out with a guy who has herpes — you have to let me use the goddamn bathroom!
–Duane Reade, Amsterdam
JAP on cell: Well, was it a lot of herpes?
–24th & 6th
Overheard by: Austin
Chick: It was alright… He did me in the butt. Wait… Can you get STDs from doing it in the butt? [Friend laughs.] What’s funny? I’m serious!
–Manhattan-bound L train
Suit on cell: He wants a birthday present, too? I already gave him chlamydia this week! Who does he think I am, fucking Santa?!
–Tompkins Square Park
Overheard by: JoshOnTheBus
