Amazed guy: So, I totally thought I was gay ’til I fucked her!
–Chinatown
Overheard by: Wex
Hot Indian girl with friend: I should host a gay reading hour where I regale the gays with stories of my encounters with B-list celebrities. They can all sit on a carpet at my feet.
–S’Nice, off 8th Ave
Overheard by: Robert
Suit: I had to move to Westchester — my wife would’ve found out I was gay if we stayed in the city.
–38th & 5th
Biotech: Protesting is gay.
–Manhattan College
Overheard by: Marco M.
Teen hipster, vehemently: I swear, I was talking about this with my mom. I really want to be a gay man!
–Hammerstein Ballroom
Pretty mom on cell, pushing stroller: She’s gay… Well, mostly gay. She’ll fuck a guy in a pinch.
–7th Ave & Union, Park Slope
