Teen: Don’t touch my freshman!
–Brooklyn Tech
Overheard by: Liz
Teen boy: I can’t scream. I lost my voice doing the Hokey Pokey.
–98th & 5th
Overheard by: Matthew K Johnson
Thug teen: Hey, guys, you see those cops over there? Watch this… Fuck the police! Hahaha — oh, shit, they’re coming over here… Run!
–Park Slope
Overheard by: Mike N
14-year-old girl: I had like eight shots of vodka, and I didn’t get drunk or anything. I just couldn’t feel my face.
–Forest Hills
Overheard by: Sofa
Teen kid: Dude, there’s like nothing to do here.
–Central Park West
