Goth boy: Either I just saw Gollum eating sushi off of Rose Cotton’s naked body, or I am coked up to the gills!
–E train
Overheard by: Biff Largemeats
Chick: Ya know, I gotta say, you really do need to take drugs to be interesting. ‘Cuase without ’em, you’re really boring.
–Rue B, Avenue B
Overheard by: Lisa Ramaci
Guy: I can’t do acid but I can do shrooms. Especially shroom tea.
–Houston & Essex
Overheard by: Joel
Artsy girl: It’s made me so much more creative, and that’s, like, so much more important for my art than anything else. And the buzz is great, too.
–14th & 5th
Guy: Oh I always have a Metrocard on me…they’re great for cutting up coke.
–Astor Place station
Chick: It’s not like there’s a moral high ground when it comes to methadone.
–Carroll Gardens
Overheard by: Sara Beane
Girl on cell: I know, that’s the worst! You have to try that towel‐on‐the‐floor thing, and that never works.
–18th & 5th
Overheard by: jaykayess
