Dad: Son, I gotta ask — do you think George Lucas has your best interests at heart?
–Central Park West
Overheard by: Shona Riddell
Fat eight-year-old boy with lisp: … And that’s why I’m starting a petition to get Don Imus back on the air.
–Times Square
30-something jumping up and down: Oh my god! Leonardo DiCaprio totally just made eye contact with me!
—The Gardener of Eden premier, Tribeca Film Festival
Overheard by: And omigod, I totally just saw his hair!
Hipster: So, this girl came up to us and asked us if we were art fags. Anyway, long story short, I had sex with her in Richard Gere’s rooftop Zen garden.
–Union Square
Pooper on cell: You like Rosie O’Donnell and listen to Madonna — I know what you are… I really do love my wife, and I love your dick, too, but I hate it when it squirts at me.
–Restroom, Radisson Hotel, 32nd St
Overheard by: j
