Wednesday One-Liners Went to Choate

Snob on cell: Could you do me a huuuge favor? Could you go outside and tell me what series BMW I own?

–69th & Lex

Overheard by: Bitter

Woman to another: I admire her strength so much… I don’t know how she did it! She raised three kids all by herself! Of course, she had her husband, but he doesn’t count. She still managed to raise three kids without a nanny or housekeeper! Can you imagine?

–Lex, Upper East Side

Overheard by: Chantell

JAP: Do we have a reservation?

–Outside Dean & Deluca, Rockefeller Center

Overheard by: The Decline of the West

Fussy rich girl picking up a 710-dollar Prada wallet: This would, like, so be a great trinket for Missy for Christmas.

–Saks, 5th Ave

Overheard by: Kerri.

JAP on cell: I don’t think you will like Daniel, but he is worth meeting because he is a billionaire.

–25th St & 6th Ave

Overheard by: I’d like Daniel