Dude: I once saw Donald Sutherland get pushed up a flight of stairs by a ghost in a hotel in Toronto.
–Sheraton Hotel, 52nd & 7th
Overheard by: Matthew Rick
Queer: Vampires are sooo ’80s.
–7th & 2nd
Overheard by: Esther
Wheelbo: I don’t like to tell people this… But I’m a monster!
–72nd & Amsterdam
Bartender: If you touch the leprechaun, there is a fine.
–Brooklyn
Crazy guy on train: Those scheming connivers — they send Romans and zombies after you.
–V train
Overheard by: other end of the train
Man asking friend in earnest: … But where are you going to get that many werewolves?
–12th & 3rd
Overheard by: Marty
Hipster: All she needs is a vampire to keep her warm.
–30th & 3rd
Overheard by: buffy fan
