Enormous black lady on cell, laughing: What you do to my baby? What you do to my baby?! Ewww! You threw up on my baby?! Why you threw up on my baby?! You better watch it — I got you! I’m gonna get you!
–Staten Island Ferry Terminal
Overheard by: wait, what??
Drunk chick to another: I keep feeding you but you keep throwing up, and I keep giving you alcohol but you’re still mad. What should I do?
–Diner, 9th Ave
Overheard by: Ladle
Woman at pay phone: Maybe she threw up because of the heat, or maybe because she’s just a harlot. I don’t know!
–Union Square
Dude: When I get off the train I am throwing up, but that doesn’t mean the party’s over.
–6 train, between 33rd & 42nd
