Asian dude to friends: So, he told me that you shouldn’t drink water after eating watermelon or else the seeds would grow in your stomach, and I was like, ‘Are you kidding me? That’s apple juice!’
–Bronx Science
Thug teen: I can’t drink soda. I drink soda, I’m drunk.
–J train
Overheard by: Jon A.
Chick: In a Snapple bottle?! How could he get it stuck in there?!
–Nostrand & Ave U
Bimbette: I wanna be a fly on the wall. You know — just an eyeball in the Kool-Aid.
–E train
Overheard by: Ashley
Black guy to scene kid: Yo, he’s got that Mountain Dew haircut.
–23rd St
Conductor: Please take all possessions, including newspapers, bags, and litter, including empty bottles of Snapple — the official drink of New York City — and enjoy what is left of your weekend.
–A train
Overheard by: Sarah
