Conductor: People, the train is too crowded… Just like OJ — if you can’t fit, you must quit.
–6 train
Mom to kid: Say, ‘Excuse me,’ and if they don’t move, then you can push them out of the way ’cause you said ‘excuse me.’
–Crowded D train, Brooklyn
Overheard by: teany
Crushed geriatric lady: If this train were anymore crowded you could get pregnant!
–3 train
Overheard by: glad i’m on the pill
Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, as I said before, this train is overcrowded. I am very attractive, but there are other attractive conductors on the train behind this one.
–6 train
Man, to his six-year-old child: You can push through the crowd, okay? Just watch your face.
–Train at 57th & 7th
